Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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