At least make sure they are 18
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I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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