he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
