So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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