Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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