haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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