You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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