After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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