she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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