Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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