what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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