Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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