Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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