I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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