i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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