Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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