Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he shaved USA in his pubs
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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