Is it because I queefed?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I have post one night stand depression
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