with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Randomize
