Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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