Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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