why didn't you poke me back
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm passing your future prison.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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