he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Found the puke drawer
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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