Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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