Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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