you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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