so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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