found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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