Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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