got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize