i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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