New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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