So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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