ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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