She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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