I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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