like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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