Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
