whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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