its not stalking. its research.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Congratulations! We have a period
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