it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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