hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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