Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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