oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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