I am in a vortex of obligation.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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