I CAN MOONWALK!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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