Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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