I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
