Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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