on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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