i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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