addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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