Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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