I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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