Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
you would pick up someone in the library
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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