My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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